May 21, 2007 Sabrina L Downard Chicago, IL Food and Drug Administration 5600 Fishers Lane Rockville, Maryland 20857 To Whom It May Concern: I am a regular reader of the Consumerist blog (www.consumerist.com), a web log dedicated to customer service issues. It was there, in a post entitled “Chinese Poison Train Declared Unstoppable,” that I […]
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Dear Idiots Who Came Up With This Idiotic DVD Region Code Idiocy: you know what, i actually bought these DVDs. i would really appreciate it if you would quit making me have to jump through pointless hoops to work around region codes, which are totally ineffectual anyways in addition to granting absolutely no benefit to […]
It would have been really nice if you would have shipped my tickets to this Sunday’s upcoming show at the Auditorium Theatre sooner than today. You see, I’m going out of town for the weekend tomorrow, and was anticipating coming back into town, driving straight to the theatre, and going to see the show. But […]
Dear Walgreen’s at the corner of Lake Park and 55th Street in Chicago: what’s the deal with no cadbury’s creme eggs? not the mini ones, the real ones. there weren’t any! this is the one time of year i can get them, and i love them, and you only had those stupid cadbury’s caramel eggs […]
Dear White Sox: that completely sucked. self-righteously, –s. i could just quote April 2 2005’s blog entry verbatim at this point: dear white sox: thanks for picking it up, but don’t you think that really we might have been better served by pulling out contreras a little earlier? like, say, the first inning? i’m just […]
