Dear Walgreen’s at the corner of Lake Park and 55th Street in Chicago:

what’s the deal with no cadbury’s creme eggs? not the mini ones, the real ones. there weren’t any! this is the one time of year i can get them, and i love them, and you only had those stupid cadbury’s caramel eggs and the dozen pack of the mini creme eggs! WHY NO LOVE FOR THE SIMPLE MAJESTY OF THE ORIGINAL CADBURY’S CREME EGG?!

i want my sugar rush, damn you.

harrumph,
–sabrina.