the everyday adventures of sabrina

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so, earlier today

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i was idly reading the amazon reviews for the new scissor sisters album ta dah! earlier today, while fetching the link to put them in my little featured fangirling sidebar thingy, and one of them noted something along the lines of: “saying that you don’t like scissor sisters is like saying you don’t like fun.”

(which is, y’know, pretty much true. i’m not asking anyone to go all crazy, here, or anything, but if you don’t at least reflexively tap a toe to something as easily accessible as “take your mama out,” you’re at least (a) stodgy or, more likely, (b) undead.) this goes a long way towards explaining a wacky interpersonal issue that’s been bothering me for about six months. clearly X. does not like fun! this explains everything! i feel so much better (and no small amount oblique) now!

… as i grocery shop at peapod online, after taking care of most of a bottle of cabernet sauvignon.

* niqui is not certain that drunk is the best time to be filling out a peapod shopping order.
<niqui> apparently what /me really wants right now is pie, based on her cart.
<wasy> PIE!
* niqui beams.

also, i like mocking the more stupid products. like “Green Giant Just for One Broccoli & Cheese Sauce.” perhaps i am extraordinarily gifted in the culinary arts, but i have to say: i’ve never really had all that much trouble with preparing broccoli for one that i’ve had to actually special-order a “just for one” product. i pretty much get the bag of frozen broccoli out of the freezer, put it into a bowl until i have achieved sufficient broccoli for my dinner, put the bag back in the freezer, and then put the bowl in the microwave. it’s not hard. i am just not convinced why i should pay $4.49 for four servings of broccoli and cheese (why do people think broccoli requires cheese? this also mystifies me).

oooh! they have a sale on kraft macaroni and cheese dinner! brb!

the twelve dollar commute

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this morning’s commute:

  • leave house at 0855 (aka “35 minutes before i have to be at work,” aka “slightly before normal time”). entertain fantasies about arriving early to work. hahaha, poor stupid niqui.
  • arrive at el stop at about 0903. get cup of coffee from the dunkin’ donuts built into the division stop.
  • walk down to the nearly empty — except for a woman with three boisterous toddlers, and one cranky hipster — platform. put down coffee; take out knitting. mentally weigh how much knitting will be accomplished before the train arrives; decides it’s worth it even if it’s only half a row. begin knitting the last row of the first orange stripe.
  • complete orange stripe. o’hare train arrives; departs. begin purple stripe.
  • o’hare train arrives; departs at 0920. complete purple stripe. begin orange. wonder, “where is the train?” stare at all the people now on the platform, mourning in advance my inability to find a seat so i won’t be able to knit on the train.
  • complete orange stripe. another o’hare train comes and goes. the boisterous toddlers are now sitting forlornly on the platform. begin purple stripe. a loop-bound train arrives! but it is full, and no one is able to board. it is now 0930.
  • put knitting away as a second loop train arrives several minutes after the first, anticipating being able to board this one, but alas, it is full too, and again only a handful of people can squeeze on. get knitting back out. complete purple stripe.
  • at 0939, begin red stripe. complete one row. get disgusted, have a 10AM meeting that am now in danger of missing, so leave el station and get in a cab.

gotta love that CTA rapid transit that is neither rapid nor transitty (but it certainly is CTA)! i want my two dolla back!

did make it to my meeting on time. and got knitting in. the funny part (!?) is that while i was standing on the platform knitting, i was mentally composing a blog entry about the virtues of subway knitting: i cast that sock on this past weekend, without much hope of progressing much on it, but i’ve gotten nearly all of the cuff done just on my commutes this week. so yeah, you have to juxtapose the pain of repeatedly poking the left index finger with sharp, pointy needles, not to mention dropping stitches (naturally while knitting in dark purple) on a dim, dirty, unlit subway platform and then trying to pick them up before they fall down sixty rows against “dude! i got like four inches done on my sock this week without even having to try!” of course, then the CTA found a way to transmute the lead of my tolerant amusement into golden fury, so, you know… go them. socks are the ideal subway knitting, though, i think. two circs, doesn’t take much room, not really much pattern, so you don’t have to think about it… you can do it in dim light situations, you aren’t going to have to stress out too much about a pattern. plus, if i can knit six inches in a week’s commuting, then i can turn heels over weekends, and get a sock done in two weeks! how awesome is that? still, i hope the blue line can get its ass in gear tonight for my ride home. seriously. i can do without the 40-minute waits for a 10-minute train ride.

bye bye, neal!

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FIIIIINALLLLLLLY.

The White Sox sent left-hander Neal Cotts to the Cubs in exchange for right-hander David Aardsma and Minor League pitcher Carlos Vasquez.

of course, my coworker the cubs fan tells me “yeah, have fun with aardsma,” so we’ll see. for now, i’m just grateful we shuffled off the lead weight of Neal “I enjoy causing sabrina pain!” Cotts’ “mad skillz.”

oh my gosh. the post office’s and my schedule finally coincided and i was able to stop by and claim my parcel… which did indeed turn out to be from my wonderful secret pal!!

LUFTPOST

(image heavy post, squeeing behind the jump.)
((and i’m serious: there’s a lot of squeeeee!))

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