the everyday adventures of sabrina

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a weekend’s work

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so i haven’t been updating as frequently as i normally do, and we’ll get to the reasons behind that later, but i wanted to post some stuff.

first, i got my spinning wheel a couple of weeks ago — yay! — and it’s way, way, way faster than using my drop spindle! i’ve spun several skeins worth of 2-ply yarn. my drafting’s getting better, more even, but still these skeins are pretty thick-and-thin. oh well. i’ll get better. i plied together a skein saturday morning and then ran it off on the swift into a skein. then i made a critical error in judgement: i hung it up where the cat could get it.

Skein blob
yeah. he apparently pulled it down and then dug around in it. i’m not sure why. he leaves my yarn alone 99% of the time, he hasn’t gotten into my roving… but this skein he thought needed to be punished. fortunately i found him before he really got going, but still, i spent over an hour detangling it and i’ve still only got like 1/2 to 2/3 of it done. and the new skein is going to be full of splices, since i keep having to cut it. blah. sigh. 150-some meters of yarn, probably five hours of work, taken down by the cat in less than five minutes. sigh. and then i have to show you this too. i got started making clogs from the fiber trends pattern. here’s the first one, almost complete (i haven’t finished the second sole). (to give you an idea of scale, that blue thing it’s lying on top of is the pattern, an 8.5 x 11″ sheet of paper — that’s a women’s medium size, and it’s got to be at least 14 inches long! it’s HUGE!)
Enormous clog
this would have taken me a lot less time if i hadn’t had to rip out the entire insole, twice!! the first time, i was probably about 7 rows from the end, and realized i had gotten off-center and i had too many stitches on the needles. the second time i was probably 10 or 11 rows from the end, and had just a couple more stitches on the needle, so i tried to rip back only until where the mistake was, but i couldn’t really find it, so i gave up and ripped back the entire way. argh. finally, i got it all the way done. which is good, because i was really getting a little cranky about the entire situation. it’s not that hard of a pattern to justify so much confusion… actually, i think i just lost track of which lines i was on, so the third time i was really anal about keeping track and counting stitches obsessively, so that worked out. i hope future clogs will only take me a few hours each, instead of a few hours times three! and finally, i cast on for my second stripey sock. i’m going to go drag that around with me to try knitting on the subway, since today’s an early day. normally i really like the idea of knitting on the subway, in theory, but it all depends on what time of day i’m commuting because i have to be working the 6 or 7AM shift just to be reasonably assured i can get a seat; if i’m working the 9:30 shift i’m lucky if i can squish onto the train at all as by the time it gets to division it’s often already packed with standing commuters. it’s one of those situations where, like, “dear CTA: i recognize that your advice to standing passengers to not lean on the doors is probably wise, but really, you’re not giving me much of a choice here when you run trains every 15 minutes during rush hour. i’m lucky the damn doors haven’t ever closed on my bag. sincerely, sabrina.” anyways, today it’ll be important to have time-killing knitting with me even when not on the subway, as the plan is to go by the post office after work, as i got a pink slip in my mailbox the other day informing me that there’s a parcel waiting for me! perhaps it might be a … secret-pal shaped parcel? i hope so! i’m so excited! if it’s, like, a box of checks, i may demand the post office people take it back and give me something better. :)

i was catching up on some of the blogs i follow, the other day, and it seems that andrew sullivan has begun some sort of search to find the “best” worst 80s video. i was lucky enough to happen to browse at just the right time to note his posting about bonnie tyler’s “Total Eclipse of the Heart.” and because the evil in andrew’s post infested my heart and made me evil too, i’m posting it here so not only do you not have to click onward to find it, you will practically be unable to stop yourself from clicking “play” right here and now.

this really is, like, the ultimate 80s video fetishish’s every fantasy fulfilled. seriously. we have all the standards!

  • doves! doves being set free by innocent children! doves flying around on their own in places where normally you wouldn’t have doves flying!
  • doors opening by themselves to display the strong floodlighting within!
  • veils hanging in doorways blowing artistically in the strong wind that most people would attempt to caulk out!
  • ladies’ costumes designed by stevie nicks!
  • slo-mo! lots and lots of slow-mo!
  • smashing wine glasses while attempting to toast!
  • FOG, FOG EVERYWHERE! THE 80S WERE A VERY FOGGY TIME!!
  • candles! conveniently and yet unsafely located very near the blown-veiled doorways!
  • emotional singing into a mirror!
  • enormous gothic bedrooms decorated with lace fans and dolls!
  • running across courtyards in yet more slow motion!
  • a woman with 80s big hair dressed in men’s clothing!
  • an enormous close-up of the full moon!
  • so much eyeliner it’s amazing she can actually lift her eyelids!
  • people in angel wings!
  • emotional arm-outflingings in silhouette in front of bright, bright light!
  • running up stairwells! running down stairwells! running, running towards any stairwell one can find!

“once upon a time there was light in my life, but now there’s only love in the dark” — well, that’s what happens when you’re apparently dating an entire school of 14-year-olds!

but wait, there’s more!

  • dancing ninjas in an enormous gothic church! DANCING NINJAS!!
  • the entirety of the would-be Sharks and Jets stolen from a production of “West Side Story” dancing up a staircase!!!!
  • flying, glowing-eyed choirboys!!!
  • dude, … were those just football players???
  • slightly older boys dancing in ill-fitting loincloths, which is apparently what the dress code is like at this english boarding school full of ALIENS!!!!
  • my personal favorite: the swim team, standing in a closet with goggles on, as someone dashes a bucket of water on them!
  • and apparently after this evening of angst-filled and unclothed dancing, the headmaster finally shows up, wearing a mortarboard. IT IS GRADUATION DAY! TURN AROUND, BRIGHT EYES!!

people, this thing makes no sense! it not only makes no sense, it actively extracts sense out of the universe. and yet, i remember the 80s! people took this song seriously! people didn’t snicker, they cried while listening to it! couples made it “their song”! people obsessively played it on jukeboxes and harangued local radio stations to play it! what was the matter with us all? was there something in the water? when will the “Total Eclipse of the Heart” reign of terror finally be over?!

BOOYAH!

why? why must the t1 to the site in london be down? why must it have chosen to go down while i have the pager? while i have the pager and was sleeping and cosy and happy in my little dream world where t1s don’t go down? why? why? why?

and my alarm’s going to go off in 6 minutes… i’ve been up for three hours already.

stupid phone lines and their stupid stupidity.

  1. i think that there is no meal that cannot be improved by adding avocado.
  2. geographically speaking, i’d be much closer to the south american coffee supply, so i’d have fresher and thus tastier coffees to choose from.
  3. as a political fangirl, i’d have tons of material to entertain me.
  4. i know many important words in spanish, like “cerveza” and “dos equis.”
  5. i make kickass salsa from scratch. and yes, it’s better than store-bought!
  6. winter. baseball. leagues.