FIIIIINALLLLLLLY.

The White Sox sent left-hander Neal Cotts to the Cubs in exchange for right-hander David Aardsma and Minor League pitcher Carlos Vasquez.

of course, my coworker the cubs fan tells me “yeah, have fun with aardsma,” so we’ll see. for now, i’m just grateful we shuffled off the lead weight of Neal “I enjoy causing sabrina pain!” Cotts’ “mad skillz.”