dear white sox: my requests from last year still stand. i’m just sayin’, –sabrina.
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my desk phone is not a fax machine. i really wish you would catch on to that. love, sabrina.
dear white sox: thanks for picking it up, but don’t you think that really we might have been better served by pulling out contreras a little earlier? like, say, the first inning? i’m just sayin’. paulie’s still my guy, though. love and criticism, –sabrina. p.s. the gentleman at the bar who proclaimed that the sox […]
dear white sox: i would like you to stop giving up hits. and dropping the ball. and pitching like shit. thank you, –sabrina.
