dear white sox:

thanks for picking it up, but don’t you think that really we might have been better served by pulling out contreras a little earlier? like, say, the first inning?

i’m just sayin’.

paulie’s still my guy, though.

love and criticism,
–sabrina.

p.s. the gentleman at the bar who proclaimed that the sox suck and that they’re going to take a beating at the hands of the tribe, with whom i got into a brief, friendly shouting match as a result of his commentary, over the heads of two socialites? so wrong. oh, no. there will be no beating by the tribe. no, no. cleveland is our bitch.

(sorry, kim!)