I AM DONE WITH YOU. QUIT SNOWING ALREADY. I DO NOT WANT TWO TO FIVE MORE INCHES. SERIOUSLY, KNOCK IT OFF. ALSO, WARM THE HELL UP. THIS 0°F THING WITH -30 WINDCHILLS IS RIGHT OUT. crankily and coldly, –sabrina.
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my friend Eamon does this wacky thing every year. he always wears a mustache — except when he doesn’t. and he looks so sad and weepy without it! only money can help restore Eamon’s stache, happy demeanor, and self-respect… can’t you help? think of the kids! Hey, all! If it’s November, it must be Mustaches […]
i have two words to say in reponse to this opinion piece: HELL YES. Given the multiple ineptitudes of Rod Blagojevich — his reckless financial stewardship, his dictatorial antics, his penchant for creating political enemies — should citizens create a new way to terminate a chief executive who won’t, or can’t, do his job? … […]
this morning, i’m coming east down jackson street, and i notice, blocks ahead, a white sign floating out over the street — looking like something that’d been tethered to a building, perhaps the building next to the CBOT building, but had broken loose of its bottom tethers. the wind is blowing it around pretty well, […]
Dear Cubs Fans: This is seriously fucked up. No love, –sabrina.
