the everyday adventures of sabrina

• Javy Vasquez, you worthless sack of ex-talent. #
• Ok. After seeing the saddest droopiest retreat of shame after hooking vasquez, i almost feel bad for booing him. Almost. #
• This game sucks. :P #
• The worst part about that game is I can’t even say the Indians deserved the win. No, we gave it to them, with our bullpen of MASSIVE SUCK. #
• See, now, *that* was White Sox baseball. #

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• Barack Obama was “professorial”? You can totally tell that I’m watching the post-game on PBS. #
• We lost? 8 to 11? Are you serious? #
• Had to implement a drinking game rule — drink every time Obama says “[Senator McCain] is right.” OMG, how do you blow such a basic rule? #
• So drunk. Stupid debate. #
• impression: Obama par, McCain less testy than expected. While McCain still clearly full of lies, McCain +1, Obama par. #
• also, drunky drunky drunk drunk. barack, you need my critiques! #
• Still hate hiccups. Seriously, you have no idea. Hic. #
• May have to rewatch the debate again today, this time with less being plastered. (Can’t help it. Those were the rules.) #
• @smokes70 Target on the weekend = bad. Target on Elston on weekend = HELL. Slack wins! #
• Off to the Sox game tonight. Dear KC: I promise to stop saying such mean things about you all the time if you beat the Twinkies again! #
• @chowbok <3 TPB. Haven’t seen it in ages though! I should netflix it. #

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• Dear WaMu customers: I am so sorry to hear you just got eaten by Chase. Get out while the getting’s good, before they fee you to death. #
• @hubbit They did? Seriously? Because they were flat-out lying to you. They’ve been up on the failure fifo for weeks. #
• Dear Cleveland Indians: I would really, really, really, really, really appreciate it if you guys maybe played at like half-power now. #
• Just discovered that IEM won’t allow shorts. Dude, WTF. How am I supposed to make money on Republicans fucking up? #
• My tiniest 403(b), into which I put $455, is now worth $368 years later, down 17%. I thought it was supposed to work differently. #
• This 10-day-old article reads like a Who’s Who of Fail: http://tinyurl.com/4pweq4 #
• Seriously, Grady Sizemore, I’ll let you off my shit list if you take it easy this weekend. You too, Hafner. Probably not you, Peralta. #
• @robotviki Shouldn’t MENSA members know enough to drive away from Cleveland, not *toward* it? #

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• Hahahahahahahahahahahahahah. Dude, when Katie Couric eats you for breakfast, you’ve got problems. #
• Goddammit, White Sox. #
• Made two new loans via Kiva today. Totally hopping – site slow enough that between clicking a loan req to loading the page, it was funded! #
• Also, my most recent Prosper loan (and my only one with a high credit rating) is <15 days late, before even the first payment! Bummer. #
• On the bright side, my predictives market positions are totally in the money right now. If only it was real money, I’d have like $40! #
• @smokes70 Plus, I imagine they’d be a little risky during actions such as, say, scratching one’s nose. I’d get declawed! #

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