- Dear WaMu customers: I am so sorry to hear you just got eaten by Chase. Get out while the getting’s good, before they fee you to death. #
- @hubbit They did? Seriously? Because they were flat-out lying to you. They’ve been up on the failure fifo for weeks. #
- Dear Cleveland Indians: I would really, really, really, really, really appreciate it if you guys maybe played at like half-power now. #
- Just discovered that IEM won’t allow shorts. Dude, WTF. How am I supposed to make money on Republicans fucking up? #
- My tiniest 403(b), into which I put $455, is now worth $368 years later, down 17%. I thought it was supposed to work differently. #
- This 10-day-old article reads like a Who’s Who of Fail: http://tinyurl.com/4pweq4 #
- Seriously, Grady Sizemore, I’ll let you off my shit list if you take it easy this weekend. You too, Hafner. Probably not you, Peralta. #
- @robotviki Shouldn’t MENSA members know enough to drive away from Cleveland, not *toward* it? #
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