the everyday adventures of sabrina

missives from the great beyond (2009-04-13)

13 April 2009 at 17:59 sabrina Comments off

Okay. Can has big giant fucking hook yank Floyd off the mound now, please? #
Monday, five more weeks left until skool is out. (Briefly, until summer session.) Oh, how I long to have my weekends back again! #
Dear Cub Fans: Your creepy goat sacrifice thing is getting a bit out of hand. Can’t you just piss and moan like the rest of us? no <3, s. #
I really think @tutumagu needs to be around on IM right now. JTIS. #
Dear Twitterverse: finished bottle of Chardonnay; wish to continue drinking: what won’t make me regret being born tomorrow? Scotch? Beer? #
So this whole #amazonfail thing seems to be a ginormous clusterfuck on their part. Oh sweeties, you realize we talk amongst ourselves, yes? #
I cannot imagine the circumstance in which I would break them out, and yet: WANT. http://is.gd/s54d In my size! $94! …buying nothing. :( #
Preparing salmon and fresh asparagus for dinner – yum. Still wishing I could have my balcony back, though. #

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12 April 2009 at 21:19 sabrina Comments off

White Sox players I would most like to do various things GET YOUR FILTHY MIND OUT OF THE GUTTER with:

I’d most like to feed a double bacon steakburger and shake to: #10, Alexei Ramirez
I’d most like to go sing bad drunken karaoke with: #32, Brian Anderson and #45, Bobby Jenks
I’d most like to go work on a Habitat for Humanity house with: #25, Jim Thome
I’d most like to get to bring me homemade venison jerky: #56, Mark Buehrle
I’d most like to just go get a beer (or six) and hang out with: #12, AJ Pierzynski
I’d most like to get in a batting cage so he could help me with my swing: #20, Carlos Quentin
I’d most like to go to a nice sit-down restaurant with: #14, Paul Konerko
I’d most like to go to a Kanye show with: #23, Jermaine Dye (dude has had Kanye songs as his intro music two seasons running now, I think it’s a sign we’d both have fun)
I’d most like to take Spanish lessons from: #13, Ozzie GuillÃ©n

12 April 2009 at 17:59 sabrina Comments off

Updated FAFSA to include DePaul; filled out paperwork to register for first (mandatory) class… Fwd momentum good; that tuition, scary. #
So sad to think Spring Break is almost over. Only one more day left and then back to the grind. Sigh. #
White Sox crush puny Twinkies! Bite me, Liriano! #

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11 April 2009 at 17:59 sabrina Comments off

Finished 600 yds of yarn earlier today; started spinning a bit more on the Louet (minor frustration there); off to ballgame soon. Wknd FTW! #
Ouchhh. Reading the recap of last night’s 7-run 7th inning massacre hurts poor niqui. #
Dear MLB.com: WTF do you mean, Gameday is currently not available for this game? FAIL. :( #
Left for Horseshoe at noon-thirty with $200. Home by six-thirty with $330. Video poker FTW! #

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11 April 2009 at 10:10 sabrina Comments off

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