- Okay. Can has big giant fucking hook yank Floyd off the mound now, please? #
- Monday, five more weeks left until skool is out. (Briefly, until summer session.) Oh, how I long to have my weekends back again! #
- Dear Cub Fans: Your creepy goat sacrifice thing is getting a bit out of hand. Can’t you just piss and moan like the rest of us? no <3, s. #
- I really think @tutumagu needs to be around on IM right now. JTIS. #
- Dear Twitterverse: finished bottle of Chardonnay; wish to continue drinking: what won’t make me regret being born tomorrow? Scotch? Beer? #
- So this whole #amazonfail thing seems to be a ginormous clusterfuck on their part. Oh sweeties, you realize we talk amongst ourselves, yes? #
- I cannot imagine the circumstance in which I would break them out, and yet: WANT. http://is.gd/s54d In my size! $94! …buying nothing. :( #
- Preparing salmon and fresh asparagus for dinner – yum. Still wishing I could have my balcony back, though. #
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