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Never not funny

Never not funny

Originally uploaded by sldownard.

Sock on kiyoshi’s head! — The great thing about putting socks on kiyoshi’s head is that he just has no idea how to handle it. You can sit there as he’s perfectly still — sometimes with a paw half-raised to swipe at the sock — for a couple minutes as he tries to cope with the fact that OMG, there is a SOCK on his HEAD. As an example, this is actually the second time I took a picture of this sock-head incident — and that’s only after it occurred to me to grab the phone and take a picture.

Yeah, I totally do this to him like every morning when I’m getting ready to go to work. It is never not funny. It’s a good think Kiyoshi’s really dumb, or he’d totally hate me.

Wtf?

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Wtf?

Wtf?

Originally uploaded by sldownard.

Inside the towel-dispenser in the second-floor ladies in the Truman College tech building — where most towel dispensers would have a trash bin — there is a small, shallow tray with this green-dyed sawdust stuff. I cannot figure out what on earth it would be there for. Even if it wasn’t a completely non-smoking building, you can’t use sawdust for ashtray filler. But why would you have a tray of small particulate matter in the bathroom? Especially a tray that’s not even deep enough to hide anything in. This is truly a mystery.

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Originally uploaded by sldownard.

The microwave is angry.

i hate ebay jerks

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i have been trying for weeks to find a used kitchen table.

every weekend, i pull up ebay (among other sources) and browse and see what they have. i am of the opinion that when it comes to used things (especially common things like used formica dinettes) if something is not perfect i should let it go by, and worst case if it’s perfect but i didn’t realize it and let it go by, something very similar will come up sooner or later anyways, so it’s not worth stressing over. except, you know… sometimes…

this week i had a couple of potential hits. one of them almost immediately got bidded out of my price range (with days and days left to go on the auction, sheesh), then another took several days before someone bid it up. i had one other prospect, left alone by other bidders probably because the seller wouldn’t ship and it didn’t have matching chairs. naturally, i just got sniped on it and lost the auction — a fucking ebay auction for a stupid $10 table that nobody else was even interested in until the last fucking thirty seconds of the auction, and i was going to drive out to the milwaukee suburbs to get it, and i even had asked the seller questions ahead of time about it, and i was being paranoid and reloading the page even though nobody else had even bid on it at all, and i was so happy to think i had finally gotten my table… and I HATE STUPID TABLE THIEVING EBAY SNIPERS! i worked to find that auction! it was perfect! and i just want a stupid kitchen table! dammit!

ARGH!!!

i hope you drop it on your foot while loading it into your TACKY MINIVAN, and break every metatarsal in your foot and have to be in a cast for MONTHS, you ENORMOUS TWERP.

so, the other day i began to suffer from an embarassment of riches: the post office suddenly found themselves with packages for me. seven of them, to be precise: first, the replacement package for pirate dan’s present was delivered. then days later followed pickup slips for two ebay auctions, some DVDs from .ca, some DVDs from .uk, the original package from pirate dan, and — miracle of miracles! — my secret pal’s january parcel from .de! ah, 60622: they must have been just saving them all up so i’d only have to make one trip to pick up the packages. really, they had my best interests at heart.

(i never have gotten the package from 29 December, but hey. you can’t have everything.)

first of all, though, i must note this — i received, about a week ago, an envelope from “The Moustache Factory,” on the north side. actually, i thought it must have been a joke return address from Eamon (because of his participation in Mustaches for Kids) though i couldn’t imagine what he would be sending me, but i was wrong. there actually is a Moustache Factory on the north side, and they make buttons!


A piece of pie, with a moustache

but that was just the warm-up…

Package!

GOODIES!!!


An envelope of yarny goodness

Check it out. Beautiful snow white yarn and the most fantastic blue variegated yarn, plus a custom CD with the nicest handmade insert! This is so awesome I have no choice but to give you close-up photos.

Blue yarn closeup

isn’t that yarn spectacular? i’m not sure what it wants to be, but i’m thinking maybe a hat. i could totally have a blue hat.

and the CD…

fuer die Seelie

CD insert

CD back

and, even included was a packet of Parker Quink cartridges, which are a real pain to find here! (For anyone at work who’s ever stared at me while I freakishly refilled my pen from an actual, honest-to-god pot of ink — well, you try finding Parker cartridges in the corner stationer’s.) And for my SP who hoped they were the right kind to get … here are two of my pens these cartridges work in! :)

Pens and ink

Left/top pen is a Parker Vector, which is one of my favorite pens for a medium-point (normally I prefer very fine points). Right/bottom pen is a Parker Sonnet, with a beautiful brushed matt barrel and cap and a filigreed fine point nib, which I got at Harrod’s in London several years ago. (Pens make nice souvenirs. It brings back pleasant memories when you choose which one to write with, and use it. Now I have some nice memories for the ink as well!)

But that’s not the only writing instrument in the box…!

Winged pencil

Even the stamps on this package were pretty:

Stamps

This was really a marvellous package and I am really pleased it finally arrived! Thank you, Secret_Tux. :)