the everyday adventures of sabrina

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CNN:

…Lindsey Miller, 23, votes at the same polling place as Obama. She said Secret Service agents were checking names off a list and using metal-detecting wands on some would-be voters as they entered the polling place. The line was around the block at 6 a.m., she said.

“A lot of people were in pajamas. I know I was — not the time you want to be on national TV,” the University of Chicago graduate student said.

so. you live near obama. in fact, you vote at the same polling place. you chose not to vote early, and you chose to vote early in the morning, when it was highly likely that this very highly-observed candidate for the highest office in the land would be on site casting his own vote. you have presumably watched television in the past and know that national television news likes to cover candidates casting their votes. you saw the line and the secret service agents. and … YOU COULDN’T PUT ON A PAIR OF JEANS BEFORE LEAVING THE HOUSE?

i mean. seriously. i am not a highly trendy person, but i think the time has come for america to start paying a little more attention to our dress habits. PAJAMAS, to vote at the same polling place at the same time as a person who is possibly going to become the next president of the united states? in what universe is that sartorially okay? pay attention! pay attention and wear pants!

(…and don’t even get me started on people on airplanes, man.)

  • Currently wondering if swallowing nicotine gum poses either a poison risk or possible greater lessening of WANT A CIGARETTE NOW PLS THX. #
  • There’s an unfair gap in red wine-drinking, where you launch from ‘I think I’ll have another’ straight to ‘Wow, that sound is so awesome.” #
  • On the bright side, the wine /has/ distracted me from wanting to go out and get a packet of cigarettes. So that’s pretty opposite normal. #
  • Oh! Four glasses of wine is where I start offering to do the “really dreadful” [English] accent. Good to know. #
  • S T A R V I N G. probably should have eaten something for dinner last night. #
  • I can’t decide if it’s a good thing or not that I can explain pretty much every reference made at http://thisfuckingelection.com/ #
  • Pondering the likely result of writing a letter to Nike bitching them out for the crappy product quality of Chucks since they bought ’em. #
  • Dear coworkers: When I find whichever one of you is copy-pasting hashes into /etc/passwd w/o pwconv, there will be a LARTing, oh yes. #
  • I HATE PRINTING AND PRINTERS AND PRINTER DEFINITIONS AND DRIVERS AND LIBRARIES AND PAPER AND EVERYTHING TO DO WITH PRINTING AT ALL EVER. #
  • @writchrd Simple. Nothing a Republican does is socialist, big-government-promoting, or anything at all like something hippie liberals do. #
  • YaST is such a steaming stinking reckless horrid broken pile of shit. DON’T RELOAD MY FIREWALL WHEN I OPEN THE PRINTER CONFIG! #
  • Stupid winter. Stupid time change. Stupid falling back. Stupid it being dark when I leave work in the evenings. #

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5. People who cannot tell the difference between similar but different words, such as ‘censure’ and ‘censor,’ and attack someone for doing the one when they are in fact recommending doing the other. ENGLISH, NOT SO HARD REALLY.
4. Discussion, in cliché, of the application of lipstick to anything that does not normally apply lipstick to its lips.
3. Really, any other clichés too. We’ve had like 22 months now of these sayings and I’d really like them to stop now, please, thank you.
2. Closed-minded zealots (on any and all sides) whose idea of political discourse is the intellectual equivalent of putting your fingers in your ears and shouting “you’re mean!”
1. The fact that this campaign season has been completely frigging endless and now that it’s nearly over they’ll probably give us a couple days off and then start on the midterms.

  • Wow. Just, wow: http://tinyurl.com/4zemvw #
  • Sunday paper brings news of a new Michaels store opening, less than a mile from me. Suddenly I approve of the Canal St. shopping mess. #
  • [Insert standard offer of crash space to anyone coming in for Obamapalooza Tuesday here] #
  • @smokes70 Oh, let’s compile a list. “X the Y,” “you betcha,” “That’s [not] X you can believe in,” anything to do with polling numbers… #
  • Can I just note: LoM-US’s renaming of Sam’s mother from Ruth to Rose is both disconcerting and entirely unnecessary. #

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while i, of course, plan to be at the rally in the park tuesday evening watching some guy make some speech, anyone who needs local crash space in the event of transit difficulties or whatever, let me know. i haven’t got much space and if there are, you know, mad riots and the power goes out we have to schlep up thirty stories, but at least i have beer once we get up there.

i am, in particular, looking quite forward to having ABSOLUTELY NOTHING TO DO WITH THE TRAFFIC, which i expect to be the very dictionary definition of wretched.