dear chicago city clerk and everyone else in the known universe: WHY DOES EVERYBODY ALWAYS SPELL MY NAME WRONG QUIT IT QUIT IT QUIT IT QUIT IT QUIT IT!!!! IT’S NOT ‘DOWNWARD’!!!!! JESUS CHRIST!!!!! I EVEN SPELL IT OUT FOR YOU PEOPLE OVER THE PHONE!!! D O W N A R D!!!!!!! NO SECOND W!!!!!!!! […]
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Dear Jesse White, Illinois Secretary of State: I am moving, so I just went to the SoS office to get a new driver’s license with my new address. OH MY GOD THESE ARE SO UGLY. Who did you have design these things, kindergarteners on LSD? This is so horrible it actually makes my photo look […]
Dear Apartment Leasing Jerkfaces: Guys. Seriously. I meant it. still no love, –s.
a standard plea, one of a thousand, sent at a cranky moment in niqui’s life: From: Howard Dean Subject: Now more than ever Dear sabrina, Our nominee can’t build an organization to take on John McCain yet, but we canJohn McCain is raising money and campaigning across the country — he’s looking at the White […]
sit down and shut the fuck up. sincerely, –sabrina.
