but today was a good hair day! i wasn’t supposed to have to deal with security problems today!
*sulk*
a fine, fine evening with the lovely miss anne thrope buying sexy new shoes, drinking champagne, eating tiramisu (WITH FIRE!!! tiny candles, not just for birthdays anymore!), and watching a favorite film.
nobody steps on a church in my town!
(as noted elsewhere: not much beats two hot girls giggling, drinking champagne, and shouting out the lines to ghostbusters.)
lease an apartmentcall movers, pick a datetransfer electric servicetransfer phone servicecommisserate with Illinois Bell^W^WAmeritech^WSBC^WAT&T Illinois customer service rep about “what the hell is this company known as now???” confusion- grieve for my lost 312 area code, even though i never ever used that phone anyways and my stupid cell phone is still in 847
transfer DSL service- cope with oh my god up to two weeks without broadband!!
set up new gas service- enjoy being able to cook on a proper stove again, and actually use my wok worth a damn
my life:
$ cat user.pl #!/usr/bin/env perl -w $foo = 0; while ( 0 == 0 )
{
printf "No one loves me!\n";
if ( $foo == 5 )
{
printf "And Junkmail sucks too!\n";
$foo = 0;
}
$foo++;
sleep 2;
}
shadow mocks my code as inefficient. i say it’s legible. no one understands my pain.
