1. The Cutting Edge. i don’t care. I DON’T CARE. also, I DON’T EVEN WANT TO HEAR IT, MISTER MOCK MY INNER TWELVE YEAR OLD WHO LOVES ICE SKATING (and who thinks d.b. sweeney is cute). so there. TOE PICK!
  2. Maximum Overdrive. look, sometimes you want to see an alien comet take over a bunch of semi-tractor trailers and cause electronics to become homicidal to an all-AC/DC all the time soundtrack, that’s all i’m sayin’.
  3. Speed. improbable action sequence-palooza; never not awesome!
  4. From Dusk Till Dawn. also known as “Robert Rodriguez’ Vampire Boom!” you can’t go wrong with Robert Rodriguez’ Vampire Boom!
  5. Willard. i love crispin glover. i apologize for nothing.