Dear Apartment Leasing Jerkfaces: Guys. Seriously. I meant it. still no love, –s.
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Dear Gary, Indiana: Man, I’d like to buy you all a drink. 95% voter turnout? THAT SHIT IS BAD. ASS. Also, way to pull out the last-minute edge-of-our-seat electoral excitement. :) love, –sabrina
a standard plea, one of a thousand, sent at a cranky moment in niqui’s life: From: Howard Dean Subject: Now more than ever Dear sabrina, Our nominee can’t build an organization to take on John McCain yet, but we canJohn McCain is raising money and campaigning across the country — he’s looking at the White […]
I AM DONE WITH YOU. QUIT SNOWING ALREADY. I DO NOT WANT TWO TO FIVE MORE INCHES. SERIOUSLY, KNOCK IT OFF. ALSO, WARM THE HELL UP. THIS 0°F THING WITH -30 WINDCHILLS IS RIGHT OUT. crankily and coldly, –sabrina.
sit down and shut the fuck up. sincerely, –sabrina.
