Dear Apartment Leasing Jerkfaces: Guys. Seriously. I meant it. still no love, –s.
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Dear Apartment Leasing Agent Jerkfaces: 24 hours’ notice to me that you are going to be showing strangers around my apartment is not just a good idea, it’s the law. It’s not like you don’t have two phone numbers and an email address for me! Stupid jerkfaces. no love, –sabrina
10. The intermittant sounds of things falling, inside the walls of my office, making me wonder if today is the day the plaster will all fall apart. 9. First-Tuesday and First-Wednesday street cleaning parking restrictions. 8. The neighbor with the filthy kiddie pool of water they haven’t dumped out for like 2 years which is […]
Changed over my DSL service to the new apartment today. It went entirely too easily — no attempts to upsell, I get to keep my same equipment, no installation fees, no insistance that I must have a landline (…which, as I explained, “I [will] never, ever, ever, ever ever” use), no X-month contract, I’ll be […]
am back from my annual spring expedition to ohio for the ohio soapers gathering, which is pretty much just what it sounds like, except for oddballs who are not actually from ohio but show up anyways, such as yours truly. i was v. v. good and bought almost nothing, hardly anything really, from anyone there […]
