Changed over my DSL service to the new apartment today. It went entirely too easily — no attempts to upsell, I get to keep my same equipment, no installation fees, no insistance that I must have a landline (…which, as I explained, “I [will] never, ever, ever, ever ever” use), no X-month contract, I’ll be paying $15 less per month for, seriously, like 10x faster speeds, they’ll get it provisioned next Friday, the 9th of May…

I fully expect that by the time I get home tonight, my existing phone and DSL will have been disconnected. There’s no way it was that easy. This is AT&T we’re dealing with, after all.