Scott Merkin:

“We’re going to stay with Mr. Danks,” said Guillen with a smile, revealing the news during his postgame press conference. “It was a long conversation. I think the way he throws the ball in Spring Training, he earned that spot. We all like the way he went about his business and was pretty tough.”

dear john danks:

i am a white sox fan, and that means i feel no obligation to remain supportive even in the face of a failure to be good at your job. therefore: you’d better not suck. you wouldn’t like the things i like to shout at players who annoy me. especially ones who are only here because someone traded away one of my favorite players.

people who were mean to BA all last season because they were pissed rowand got traded? got nothing on me.

suspiciously,
–sabrina