The Sox are chicago baseball! Originally uploaded by sldownard. ‘You can tell by the way we lose!’
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I’m sorry, Kim. I can’t come out to your house for the Ohio Soaper’s Gathering later this month because I AM GOING TO LIGHT GRADY SIZEMORE ON FIRE. I am also going to light Kenny “I am a brilliant mastermind of crafty bullpen GENIUS” Williams on fire. bitterness, thy name is white sox fandom. ETA: […]
Kid with a ball Originally uploaded by sldownard. The kid in the aisle is the one who grabbed the foul ball… the one that went straight from Jermaine Dye’s bat to hit me on the hip, when some guys pushed me aside in a frenzy to grab it. Foul balls hurt!
Dear White Sox: that completely sucked. self-righteously, –s. i could just quote April 2 2005’s blog entry verbatim at this point: dear white sox: thanks for picking it up, but don’t you think that really we might have been better served by pulling out contreras a little earlier? like, say, the first inning? i’m just […]
dear space aliens, look, just because you took back Space Alien Buehrle is no reason to give us Space Alien Jose Contreras. i’m just sayin’. *facepalm*, –sabrina
