I’m sorry, Kim. I can’t come out to your house for the Ohio Soaper’s Gathering later this month because I AM GOING TO LIGHT GRADY SIZEMORE ON FIRE.

I am also going to light Kenny “I am a brilliant mastermind of crafty bullpen GENIUS” Williams on fire.

bitterness, thy name is white sox fandom.

ETA: hooray for a win! even one that comes at the hands of Cleveland ineptitude!