the everyday adventures of sabrina

* niqui blinks. tony was *shot*? with a pellet gun? jesus h. christ.
* niqui then moves right on to shaking fists and swearing at the man who swiped the money she was going to leave for her bartender.
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* niqui kicks jamar. or whatever his name was. admittedly she wasn’t paying a lot of attention, but that does not excuse the theft of money which was intended for bar staff.
you did not deprive my bar staff of tips, but not because he didn’t try to refuse them. you are a bad person. bad jamar. bad! bad! i don’t care if you wanted the cubs to win, this does not excuse attempting to steal tips.
* wasy is confused
* niqui went to bar. (yes, yes, fuck atkins.) /me reviewed lots of miradocuments. /me had a couple beers. /me usually pays cash at kasey’s, leaving money on the bar for the bartender to take from as he will.
* wasy follows so far
* niqui left bar temporarily to take a call from pirate dan — back in town, yaaaay pirate dan! we missed pirate dan! — and when she returned pile of cash — which was around $20, as it was change from $40 and four newcastles — was gone. niqui looked confused, then asked ben if he’d taken the pile of change, but ben said no and apologized repeatedly for not watching the guy.
niqui tipped ben anyways, because niqui likes ben, and ben tried repeatedly to refuse but niqui said that it wasn’t his fault that the guy swiped the cash, then niqui had to go, because niqui was giving away a coffee table to a gsb grad student.
aha
* niqui kicks bad tip-swiping jamar.
* niqui kicks bad men who try to steal tips from hard working, fun, and friendly barstaff.
fuck jamar
yes!
fuck jamar!