the everyday adventures of sabrina

south side represent!

15 October 2004 at 21:06 sabrina Comments off

north side fuckers are spammers!

From: Chicago Northside <Single@Northside.org> To: viv@ziggurat.org Subject: Chicago North Side only Content-Type: text/plain; charset="iso-8859-1" Date: Thu, 14 Oct 2004 19:14:03 X-Virus-Checked: Checked X-Spambayes-Classification: ham; 0.05 Hot Chicago Northsiders find each other at http://www.NorthsideDating.com Loyola - Old Town - Streeterville - Uptown Roscoe Village - River North - Edgewater Wrigleyville/Lakeview - Lincoln Park Irving Park - Bucktown/Wicker Park

also, i visited your crappy website to see who to bitch to, and one out of two “hot singles” on the front page was from westchester. “north side only,” indeed — perhaps you meant “clueless morons who shriek ‘OH MY GOD, THERE ARE *BLACK* PEOPLE THERE!’ when thinking about the south side only.”

gah. must close trixie central web site browser window before brain implodes.

chicago none

cute!

15 October 2004 at 20:24 sabrina Comments off

via molly, “my cat annie”. (very safe for work.)

lotd none

FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK

15 October 2004 at 00:16 sabrina Comments off

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oh yeah. good times, good times. nothing like sprinting down the hallways and having people ask you “hey, is the mail server down?”

NO, I AM RUNNING FOR MY HEALTH.

people. if you see me running at work, SHUT UP AND GET OUT OF MY WAY.

werk none

BOOM.

14 October 2004 at 20:34 sabrina Comments off

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i’m sure att appreciates the plug.

computing none

evidently it doesn’t matter that it doesn’t work

13 October 2004 at 20:51 sabrina Comments off

when i say something isn’t working, that isn’t because i’m trying to buy time so i can read fark all day. it’s because it isn’t fucking working, and maybe i don’t want it to go into production broken next week just because someone fucking said it would be in production next week.

look, i want the users to hate us less just as much as everyone else (well, possibly more than some, who have probably given up all hope), but putting broken-ass high-profile systems into production is not the way to accomplish this goal. and when i say “we need to push the deadline back” because it isn’t working, i really, really don’t expect to be told that “we cannot drag this out” just because there’s a fucking deadline that everyone is counting on. you know what else everyone is counting on? HAVING WORKING E-MAIL.

fume, fume, fume.

also, burning one’s breakfast because one’s boss is wigging out on one due to shit ONE KNOWS PERFECTLY WELL ALREADY leads to crankiness. dammit.

also², when one stays home sick from work, perhaps one’s boss should back off a little on what work one is or is not accomplishing that day.

today is not looking good on the “find something to be happy about” front, unless i go to latin class tonight and suddenly things make sense.