if yesterday was drunken bizarroworld, today is tense, STABBY STABBY MCSTABALOT world.

whoever brought their small herd of children to our office and let them run around completely unsupervised, screaming and hollering and generally making me really want to had a tranquilizer gun on me, … whoever that was, that person is a very, very bad person. look, if you’re going to bring your ill-behaved sprog to your workplace, fucking keep them on a leash or in your own damn office. i don’t care if it is the day before a holiday, some of us have a shit-ton of work to get done. in fact, some of us are going to spend most of our holiday weekends working on our shit-ton of work, and we’re in a really foul mood because of it. so fucking shut your kids up.