went grocery shopping last night — something i’d been putting off for a couple of weeks. (well, in fairness i did try to go grocery shopping last weekend, but it was christmas day and the sleazy operators at the three different 24-hour institutions i visited were all lying, closed-on-christmas-day bastards.) i managed to spend $200 while simultaneously forgetting a whole bunch of things i had been meaning to get.

that’s skill, i tell you what.

damn. and i really want a diet coke right now, too. fizzy. woe.