you know what, guys?

i and people like me actually run this nation.

me.

the fat chick in the white sox jersey (#14; Konerko; thank you).

we make your movies; we keep your money moving.

direct deposit? that’s me.

email? that’s me.

i keep the booze moving too, because, UPS and fedex?

we pwn them.

it’s all about the computers. and you and your silly twit friends who, like, type memos quickly?

we pwn you too.

so don’t lean on my table, bitch, ‘cos i’ll take you to school.

(and i did! hah!)