dear white sox:

i love you a lot, but i’ll love you a lot more if you stop with the sucking. seriously, kansas city?!?!?

criticism means i love you,
–sabrina.

p.s. yes, i know we’re, like, barely done with the first week of the regular season. still doesn’t mean i wanna listen to either cleveland fans or cub fans, so pick it up a bit, ‘kay? thanks.