• The “Toy” symphony, regardless of who actually wrote it.
  • Cheap mechanical pencils. I like Staedtler marsmicro pencils. Bleh to cheezy papermates.
  • Pilsner.
  • Digital wristwatches.
  • Ham. About one slice a decade is enough ham.
  • The Illinois Democratic Party’s slate of candidates for most everything this time ’round.