i mean, it’s not that i didn’t already know that you were the evil empire and all, but seriously, it’s totally not cool of you to lie to my DSL provider and tell them you can provision me because i’m only 11,000 feet from the central office, and then after a month of dicking me around admit that i am, in fact, over 20,000 feet away and DSL is not an option.

PIGFUCKERS. of course at&t can provision DSL for me. they can, in fact, have a technician on site next monday. because if they’re provisioning my circuit, they can pick and choose which central office to provision me out of, and so they can use one that’s only 11000 feet away, as opposed to the one they force covad to use. i say again: PIGFUCKERS. i hate you.
i hate you so much.
no love,
–sabrina. (p.s. no, cable modems aren’t an option.)