Dear $STORE:

Not even a 70% off sale would get any woman with a brain in this shirt. I think you will have to look into the possibility of bribery in order to get this cleared out of your inventory.

Seriously. Empire waists making everyone and her size 2 sister look 6 months pregnant are bad enough. But what is with the “Hi! I have boobies! See? They’re right HERE!” design element?

WTF,
–sabrina