Dear White Sox:

What.
The.
Fuck.
Is.
This.
Shit.

no love,
–sabrina

Dear Cleveland Indians:

I still don’t like Grady Sizemore. But I might watch a couple of your games so I can live vicariously and remember what it’s like to see a baseball game that doesn’t make me want to shut the television off by the sixth inning because, well, I can see what’s gonna happen here…

I may still root for Grady to spontaneously burst into flames, though. I can’t change who I am.

I’m just sayin’,
–sabrina.