quicken automatically downloads all my statement information from my various accounts each morning.

this morning i noticed it was reporting a transaction on my second, forced-to-get bank one checking account. “hm,” i thought, “that’s strange, since i certainly haven’t done anything.”

turns out? they just deducted $22.95 of my $25 balance to buy me some checks. not that i authorized it or anything. they just kinda went and did it.

NOW IT’S WAR.