i know that i am, like, the exact opposite of ideal demographic for television marketers: i have a relatively high income, am single, and in the desirable age range, but (a) i don’t have cable so they don’t get any money from me that way, and (b) i use tivo, so the advertisers aren’t going to get my eyes anyway…

…except for the times when i see something go by, stop, rewind, and watch multiple times, like i did for this mesmerizing, super-creepy PS3 ad:

i don’t honestly know which part i find creepier: the demonic speaking-in-tongues laughter, or the disjointed “ma-ma” at the end. it’s all a little bit like some sort of messed-up the shining vs. 2001 bootleg.