- play beer chess.
- have random gentlemen buy them for you in a foreign country, miss your train, and have them pour you onto the next train.
- play the [BUN PONY!] drinking game.
- drink pints with friends.
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songs i love because of some whimsical little lyrical tidbit that sticks out:
- The Magnetic Fields, “Reno Dakota”: “You know you enthrall me and yet you don’t call me / It’s making me blue / Pantone 292.”
- Cracker, “Guarded by Monkeys”: “I heard about you / I got your PGP key / I write you letters every day.”
- The Beta Band, “Eclipse”: “…so no pizza for them!”
also: BORED BORED BORED BORED BORED BORED BORED BORED BORED BORED BORED.
that is all.so i’ve been sitting here in my chair at my desk, and my right shoulder’s been all bugged by my bra strap. i can’t seem to get it untwisted, and it’s scratchy and annoying. so, i give up, and retreat to the ladies’ to try and fix whatever its problem is.
well, the problem is that when it was sewn together, they sewed a full twist into the right strap! AAAAAAAHHHHHH. i want to go home and change! this thing is killing me! … in other news, my iPod is wonky but not totally dead (yay!), my tivo has stopped outputting any sound whatsoever (boo), and my printer/scanner got rained on the other day (boo) but still seems to work (yay). my house is a fucking disaster area. i’m actively searching out the paperwork to file for federal relief. i need to post pictures of my awesome new patchwork windows though. HOLY SHIT THIS BRA STRAP IS MAKING ME CRAZY! it’s like a scratchy wool sweater, duct taped to my shoulder blade. michael helpfully suggested i go commando, when i explained why i was twitchy and bouncing around like a hyperactive three year-old. i appreciated the attempt to help, but was skeptical nonetheless. house messy! life busy! CANNOT CONCENTRATE; BRA STRAP FUCKED UP!
