i’m going to count to ten, and by the time i finish, all you jackass campaign people out there had better have figured out some way to tell me i should vote for your guy because of some positive aspect of his own character, instead of why i should vote for your guy because the other guy’s a fuckhead. okay? do you think you can handle that? or do we need to go back to kindergarten and relearn the “if you can’t say anything nice” lesson?

also: i hope bill is okay. i still like bill, and i shall be very sad if anything happens to him.