• he’s a longhaired silver tabby/maine coon. ’nuff said.
  • he squeaks when he’s dreaming.
  • he’s not fat, he’s big-boned! (really. he’s a huge cat.)
  • his paws are ticklish, and he glares at you if you even look like you’re going to tickle his back paws.
  • he always knows to come sit on my lap and purr at me when i’m sad, even if i’m only sniffling at the sad part of a movie.
  • i’ve had him since he was born, and i will always remember him being this tiny baby kitten MADE OF FLUFF.
  • he really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really loves me.