so one friend gave me a book a while ago — eats, shoots & leaves — which i subsequently loaned to a different friend, who returned it today. which led to me reading it again today, in turn prompting this amused post to an eddie izzard community on livejournal, about a relatively innocuous topic — my relation of the book’s text to eddie’s “monkeys and guns” bit. to which the first response included the remark, “You must get a ton of dates!”

sigh.

yes, please do remind me of my essential loserhood and inability to get a date. because, y’know, i’d forgotten.

i hate humanity.

if you’ll pardon me, i think i’m going to go hide under my comforter and sulk myself to sleep.