• accidentally breathing in the dust from the foam of a disintegrating auto seat cushion results in the most ungodly bad taste in your mouth, and it takes a lot of iced tea to wash it away.
  • although you thankfully cannot prove it by me, probably the only thing worse than being in front of someone who loses control of his SUV at 85 mph on the expressway, swerves across multiple lanes of traffic, skids off the road and rolls it into the grass is being behind him. jesus, i hate calling 911.
  • nobody in peoria, at $1.919, gets to bitch about gas prices.
  • I-74 is ripped all to hell.