after much time and consideration, i have come to the conclusion that heavy, cloying fragrance is not a good idea especially on hot, muggy days when you’re anywhere near me.

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also, the kittenwar algorithm:

• Scottish Folds always win.
• Younger cat trumps older cat.
• Sleeping cat trumps awake cat.
• Tabby or calico trumps single-colored cat.
• Cat playing with something trumps cat doing nothing.
• Cross-eyed, dopey-looking, or surprised cat trumps regular cat.
• Poor cats someone has dressed in some stupid outfit always lose.
• Cat with tongue sticking out trumps anything.
• (and i always vote for the sphinx for a sympathy vote.)