i’m not asleep yet.

you know who’s online to keep you company at 1AM when you can’t sleep?

EBAY AND AMAZON, that’s who.

*returns to chewing nails in order to not buy things online*

it’s not my fault i’m not asleep. i tried. i annoyed both cats greatly by shifting position repeatedly. i even got up and had a warm caffeine-free beverage while listening to soothing string-quartet music. i totally disclaim responsibility for this one.

there are sleep-thefting gremlins involved somehow, i am sure of it.

stupid sleep-thefting gremlins and their theftingness.

also? last time i did laundry i discovered the sock-thefting gremlins stole one of a pair of my favorite socks, too.

STUPID THEFTING GREMLINS.