Last book read in 2005: Shopgirl, by Steve Martin
Last movie watched in 2005: Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire
Last album listened to in 2005: Pink, Missundaztood
Last TV show watched in 2005: ER, fourth season premiere “Ambush” (east coast broadcast version)

First TV show watched in 2006: Stargate SG-1, first season “The Enemy Within”
First album listened to in 2006: Johnny Cash, American IV: The Man Comes Around
First movie watched in 2006: The American President
First book read in 2006: probably going to start on The Great Shark Hunt by Hunter S. Thompson

so long, 2005. you were a lousy lover and a worse friend, and as much as i’d love to say we can still be okay — oh, who am i kidding? i never want to hear from you again. i changed all my locks. i smashed all your records and i threw your stupid trucker hats out in the gutter where i hope some some opportunistic drunk pissed all over them. i called your mother and told her what you did to me and my friends, and you better believe you won’t be getting homemade cookies from her on your next birthday. you were a pissy little bastard and if i never think back on you i’ll be a better person for it. i can drive faster than you, i can think smarter than you, and i can by god have a better time without your dumb ass around.

that felt kinda good. :)