- I can't look out my windows at the sunset anymore, I have redlined my creep-out-ometer because of those %$^&*^%$ spiders. *twitch* #
- NOW THERE ARE TWO OF THEM INSIDE THE SCREEN DOOR AAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUGGGGGGGGHHHHHHH #
- As you can see from seeing him next to the Sears Tower, Creepy Spider is about to eat Chicago. I *have* to fight back. http://is.gd/d6ZFo #
- I don't have any insecticide, so I am contemplating what spraying either Windex, Febreze, or possibly WD-40 on the creepy spider would do. #
- Creepy Spider climbs to a vertical surface too high for me and my spider-squishing shoe to reach, and lives to fight another day, damn him. #
- There is an enormous creepy spider building a web between my sliding glass and screen doors. Can't decide if am too chicken to squish him. #
- Mmmmmmm. I actually got to sleep all night last night, with no wee hours Upstairs Neighbor-related awakening. So lovely. I love you, sleep! #
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