• My microwave popcorn labeled as “pop and serve” bags. What else would you do with them? “Pop and put back in pantry”? #
• Really. If tonight’s batch of Lolla idiots is typical, WILL NOT LEAVE THE HOUSE for next two days unless to light one of them on fire. #
• Dear suburbanite Lolla goers: Seriously, DIAF. no love, –sabrina, to whom not one of you idiots would yield the sidewalk while puking. #

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