• Okay, am ready for tetanus shot related ache in right arm to go away now, please. #
  • And dear Timetrade: It is fucking stupid of you to “require” IE6 by which I mean it works fine if I make my IE7 user-agent string lie. #
  • Dear Microsoft: It is fucking stupid to have to go into the registry to modify an application setting (IE’s user-agent string.) #
  • Dear Recruiter: I don’t run Windows, I don’t know PL/SQL, and I don’t live in Dallas. Am at a loss to explain your emailing me. #
  • Hey, wait. What do you mean Sammy Sosa was juicing? No way. I mean, golly. I never saw that coming. Gosh, Wally. #
  • Paralyzed with desire to write passive aggressive note re: boxes in recycling dumpster & the difficulty of breaking down thereof. #

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