• @shadow If you were here (or I were there) I’d buy you one! Instead I guess I’ll have to drink one for you instead. #
• /me shakes her cane, yells at those goddamn kids to get off her ice #
• Endless comedic potential from the “Global War on Shorts” and the “No Shorts List” and so forth. Especially the G. W. on S. #

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