• <3 ice skating. Yay. Also, my instructor (not surprisingly) decided I did not belong in the total-beginner class. Wanna go back! #
  • Also, injured myself evenly while practicing falling: stabbed left knee with skate, scraped right leg with skate. Symmetric! #
  • @margaretdawson We must pinky swear to keep each other apprised of the face product situation in case one of us finds laugh line repellent. #
  • @RevPirateDan YAAAAAAAAAAY PIRATE DAN! #
  • Just bought some mutual fund for my poor wee sad portfolio. Since it’s priced and sold at end of day: Splat, Dow, splat! #
  • Fat Juan, you’re gonna get your butt kicked if you don’t get it into gear! I mean it! We didn’t keep you around to watch you stand still! #
  • Also, Swish, today would be a good day to BRING THE FRIGGING AWESOME. You too, Buehrle. And AJ. And Alexei. And everybody. #
  • CNBC talking head: “Where is the end of this parade of horribles?!” #
  • @cst_sox But the ledge is where we naturally live this time of year… #
  • What sort of freak am i that i think, I should buy myself a new french dictionary for a treat? #

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