i love the teevee by my cube. fox news is sooooooo concerned about the heat wave.

news flash: it’s super hot out! this groundbreaking story brought to you by WFLD-TV! … in other news, my left sandal broke a strap on the way to work, walking up jackson to cross clark street. it was entitled, i suppose, as these shoes are six or seven years old (though only infrequently worn), but still, i am sad. if only i had gorilla glue at work, i could haxx0r my shoe!