purple glitter chiffon multi-layer “car wash” pants. i’m sorry, but i’m having trouble imagining in what circumstance anyone would wear these pants anywhere, ever. i almost don’t even have to show you a photo for you to appreciate the true horror … but i’m gonna anyways:

i’m actually having trouble imagining that some fashion designer approved this design, and some buyer somewhere arranged to buy the pants. perhaps this is just sort of a hoax perpetrated by the clothing store purporting to sell them. that’s what i’m going to hope, anyways. because the alternative — that people somewhere are buying and (gak) wearing these things — is just too horrible to contemplate.